can you read this. . .?
Wednesday, January 31, 2007Olny srmat poelpe can.
Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rsceearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if only. . .
i am sick of watching love stories (pero nanood pa rin ako di ba?!) or maybe i am just bitter..i was watching IF ONLY and it was one hell of a tear-jerker movie..arggghh! lahat na ng pwedeng tumulo, tumulo talaga! …naubos tissue ko..
IF ONLY is beautiful, funny. .it's sad, it makes you want to hold your head in your hands and cry your heart out (which i did, really!)…superb acting from Paul Nicholls and Jennifer Love Hewitt (fave namin ni mids!), who incidentally were having a relationship when this film was being shot - it shows!!..
..it's nice if you were given a second chance in life..to live..to love once more…there is this one person who gave me more than a second chance in loving..i really love him for letting me had several tries in our relationship..pero sabi nga niya ".. meron hangganan lang ang pagiintindi ko .. dahil i have to worry about my own situation.."…true..true…
i texted mids and erika last night..and told them i don't want to be in a situation wherein we have to work our ass off and put the relationship on hold..ayokong maging isang imaginary girlfriend in the end..anyhow..all i want is someone who asks me "hi.. how was your day? ".."are you still alive?"…"share ka naman dyan!"…or .."leche mahal kita!"…it's never too late to let someone know you care or you love them..are you gonna wait til that person die or is lost forever out of your sight?
…mababaw lang ako…a simple offline message, short email, kahit blank text, or missed call..gumugulong na ko sa tuwa…nyaaa pampam!. .but there are some people who "systemize" their lives..astroboy..sometimes..people just don't get it..loosen up once in a while..dont bite..
i miss the feeling of *sigh*…i am not being dreamy..but, in a way..it is okay to be dreamy..it is the start of reality…agree?…tama na senti..nakataas na kilay ng mga apo ko..
it would be nice if someone tells you "i've loved you from the first time i met you..if not for you, i never would've known how it feels to love and be loved in return..doesn't matter if you have 5 minutes or 50 years to live.." (dream on trish!)
they say that in a relationship, there's somebody who love more..oh God i hope it isn't me…
it isn't anything you probably haven't seen before, but it works like a charm this time…
. . .
today, today I bet my life
you have no idea, what I feel inside
don't be afraid to let it show
i love you, you love me
take this gift and don't ask why
'cause if you will let me
i'll take what scares you. .hold it deep inside
and if you ask me why
i'm with you and why i'll never leave
love will show you everything
one day, when youth is just a memory
i know you'll be standing right next to me
my love will show you everything
our love will show us everything. .
anal acoustics. . .
i'm very, very active, tensed and hyper these days that i forgot how it feels to be a normal human being. .it was only today that i felt my body's givin' up on me and instead of focusing on the negative side, i browsed through my files and saw this post. .reminds me of bob ong (grab a copy of his books!). .i completely forgot where i got this post. .anyhow, kung sino ka man, magpakilala ka!
Utot. Explained.
Aminin mo. Umuutot ka. Kung hindi ka aamin, hmmm. .normal ka ba? Tao ka ba?
Sa isang lengwahe, meron at merong salita para sa UTOT.
Unahin natin sa english:
-flatus
-fart
-the gas
-aerosolized stool
-anal acoustics (favorite ko to! hahahaha!)
-anal oxideanus evacuation
-arse blast
-booty cough (umuubo pala *dun* — kelangan ng Robitussin)
-bork (ito daw ay ang utot na naririnig pag umuutot sa tubig. Madalas nangyayare sa mga swimming pool o beach)
-butt bomb
-colon cologne
-explosion between the cheeks (hindi yan cheeks sa face)
-fannitosis
-rambunctious rectum (hmmm… parang pangalan ng blog ah! astig)
-silent killer (personal favorite ko to hehehe)
-aftershocks (mga utot daw na sumusunod pagkatapos ng isang malaking utot. example: prroooooottt… prut! prut!)
Sa mga Intsik naman, chou pi daw ang tawag.
Pwede ring fang pae/ fang pi.
Sa Spanish eh foyon.
Sa dami-dami ng pwedeng itawag sa utot, tingin ko pinoy pa rin ang pinaka-creative sa pagbigay ng pangalan sa mga nakakatawang bagay.
Sa Tagalog, syempre utot.
Sa Ilokano, Ut-tot.
Kung slang terms naman, DIGLOW ang tawag sa utot. Meaning, dighay sa low (sa baba). Hindi ko alam ang iba pang bansag sa isang ga-as na pilit nating nilalabas araw-araw.
Pero napa laking eskandalo ang nangyayari tuwing may umuutot.
True story ito. .magbasa ka pa
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